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Specs:

Material: cotton blend
Fit / Size: true-to-size, runs sized S-3XL
Printing: DTG direct-to-garment
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

Tags: satire t-shirt, political humor shirt, government waste tee, fiscal folly design, funny cynic apparel, money bag graphic, zero served joke, protest wear, casual satire top, witty gift idea, conversation starter tee, boondoggle roast, taxpayer humor, edgy political tee, cynic merch

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