9 Billion Well Spent Roast | Satire Tee, Fiscal Folly Shirt, Cynic Gift - Official T-Shirts merchandise
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9 Billion Well Spent Roast | Satire Tee, Fiscal Folly Shirt, Cynic Gift

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Calling all cynics who love calling out billion-dollar boondoggles—this tee delivers smug satisfaction through its '9 Billion Well Spent Quality Learning Center' roast, featuring a cheeky money bag and the brutal 'Zero Children Served And Counting' tagline. Perfect for fans of biting political humor, it sparks laughs and knowing nods wherever you wear it, from lounging at home to rallying with like-minded pals. Show off your witty edge with this bold, funny design that's a must for anyone spotting government folly from a mile away. Specs: Material: cotton blend Fit / Size: true-to-size, runs sized S-3XL Printing: DTG direct-to-garment Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low Tags: satire t-shirt, political humor shirt, government waste tee, fiscal folly design, funny cynic apparel, money bag graphic, zero served joke, protest wear, casual satire top, witty gift idea, conversation starter tee, boondoggle roast, taxpayer humor, edgy political tee, cynic merch

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